im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be
do you ever feel like everyone is just sick of you
I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it
blew more fucking air out of my nose than usual
I DID THAT WHEN I READ THE FUCKING SECOND THING
I’ll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk.
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW